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Cassette + Digital Album
This limited edition candy red cassette, packaged with special artwork and an unhinged declaration of the uncaged includes 5 BONUS DEMO TRACKS unavailable anywhere else.
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The founding fathers left a map
All seeing eye, a deadly trap
The truth is hidden in a way that only I can explain
Ben Franklin left some clues that prove my grandfather wasn’t insane
I’m not a thief
I’m a treasure protector
Can’t let you keep
You know that I’m a collector
I’m not a thief
I’m a treasure protector
Can’t let you keep
My national treasure
Freemasons buried a city of gold
Your history books are clearly controlled
The truth is hidden in a way that only I can explain
Ben Franklin left some clues that prove my grandfather wasn’t insane
I’m not a thief
I’m a treasure protector
Can’t let you keep
You know that I’m a collector
I’m not a thief
I’m a treasure protector
Can’t let you keep
My national treasure
All aboard!
Fortune has betrayed us
Wish I’d taken the bus
Now It’s too late to choose
Prison break
Never should’ve left the hangar
It’s just my luck
Heads they win, tails I lose
Brace yourself for death!
First class flight to your final breath
This is Con Air, Con Air,
Welcome to Con Air!
Bet you could’ve guessed
A plane full of killers
This is not for the best
Here on Con Air, Con Air,
Welcome to Con Air!
Holy shit
I’m one flight away from freedom
Gonna risk it all
‘Cause it’s the right thing to do
Shut your mouth
These fists are deadly weapons
They’ll kill again
If you make me break the rules
Brace yourself for death!
First class flight to your final breath
This is Con Air, Con Air,
Welcome to Con Air!
Bet you could’ve guessed
A plane full of killers
This is not for the best
Here on Con Air, Con Air,
Welcome to Con Air!
Put the bunny back in the fucking box
Put the bunny back in the fucking box
Put the bunny back in the fucking box
Put the bunny back in the fucking box
I got more baggage than the overhead trays
I’ve got more venom than the city of snakes
Just a solitary man
I play it safe, I hide my hand
Just a traveler visiting
A strange and distant land
In Bangkok
Where I keep my mistakes
In Bangkok
The city’s always awake
In Bangkok
You only get what you take
In Bangkok
You can never escape
I got more secrets than the city can keep
I’ll kill who you want, but it’s not gonna be cheap
This city is full of mirrors
Every one reflects a fear
Just a traveler visiting
That’s more than he appears
In Bangkok
Where I keep my mistakes
In Bangkok
The city’s always awake
In Bangkok
You only get what you take
In Bangkok
You can never escape
You can never escape
I came here to drink myself to death
And I say the right words when the liquor hits my breath
Don’t think too far ahead
At the end of the road, already be dead
Won’t you take me as I am
Won’t you take me as I am
Gonna leave Las Vegas without saying goodbye
Gonna leave Las Vegas, I won’t even try
To the motel to rot myself away
And I’m grateful for the moment
I know that nothing gold can stay
Whatever you do, don’t ask me to stop
This is who I am, and I don’t want to swap
Won’t you take me as I am
Won’t you take me as I am
Gonna leave Las Vegas without saying goodbye
Gonna leave Las Vegas, I won’t even try
Whatever you do, don’t ask me to stop
This is who I am, and I don’t want to swap
Won’t you take me as I am
Won’t you take me as I am
Gonna leave Las Vegas without saying goodbye
Gonna leave Las Vegas, I won’t even try
about
Inspired by Nicolas Cage's nouveau shamanism acting method, “UNCAGED" is intense, eccentric, and often unpredictable. Blending snarky humour with an energetic and raucous sound, The Bare Minimum trade in their punk points and embrace the surrealism of post-internet irony.
Tracks like “National Treasure” and “Con Air” continue and expand The Bare Minimum’s signature trash punk sound, while “Bangkok Dangerous” leans into thrash metal, and “Leaving Las Vegas” detours into synthwave.
The EP is accompanied with lyric videos for each track and a movie by movie breakdown of Nicolas Cage’s celebrated career.
credits
released August 18, 2023
Cam Gray - Vocals, Rhythm Guitar
Mick Hutchinson - Lead Guitar
Donnie Hopper - Bass, Backing Vocals
Chris Nikolaidis - Drums, Backing Vocals (Scream Vocals on “Con Air”)
Written and Produced by The Bare Minimum
Mixed by Devon Lougheed at SuperBONBON Sound
Mastered by Brock McFarlane at CPS Mastering
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